8 Billion Tee

It’s not arrogance, it’s just statistical probability.

Eight billion people, and yet here you are, the lone beacon of driving excellence in a sea of morons. 

You didn’t ask for this burden, but greatness rarely does. 

This tee isn’t just a statement, it’s a public service announcement. Wear it proudly, knowing you’re the hero the roads need, even if they don’t deserve you.

• Regular fit
• Beige Screenprint
• NFR Woven Neck Label
• Light weight, 5.4 oz
• 50% cotton 50% polyester
  
• Preshrunk
• Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem, and front neck